Commands
Last Updated: Oct 16, 2026, 8:24 PM
Pictured above is a demonstration of the !sakartvelo command. Click any command below to copy it to your clipboard!
Teleport Commands
Navigate the world.
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!tpa [username]
Teleports you to a specified player. They must type !accept your-username to approve the request. Teleporting will cost a variable number of Vote Points, between 1 and 30 points. The cost is determined by how frequently you use the !tpa command, how many players are online, and server performance. -
!spawn(Temporarily Disabled)Brings you to the world spawn point. Disabled by popular demand! -
!home [number] | !sethome [number] | !delhome [number]
Allows you to teleport to a set home (one per player by default, however more can be bought in the vote store with vote points). Teleporting to your home will cost a variable number of Vote Points, between 1 and 30 points. The cost is determined by how frequently you use the !home or !sethome command (!listhomes and !delhome do not consume points), how many players are online, and server performance. -
!noobland
This command teleports you to "Noobland." Noobland was a shortcut for lazy players and children who didn't want to brave the ocean spawn. Noobland is a dangerous, desolate place, and using the !noobland command is shameful, and highly discouraged. Once used, you can never use the command again, and your spawn will be set in a predictable place at the center of Noobland. This makes you an easy target for predatory players, so be careful!
Player-Specific Commands
Manage your personal settings or escape bed traps.
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!clearmyinventory
Permanently clears your inventory. Cannot be undone once executed. -
!listhomes
Lists all of your currently set homes. -
!afk | !afkshitting | !afksleeping | !afkpussy
Marks you as [AFK] and grays out your name in chat/tab. Type !unafk to remove the status. -
!suicide [method](Temporarily Disabled)COMING SOON! Kills your character. Available methods: anvil (farming allowed), instant, wither, tnt (or !allahuakbar), shooting, void. -
!radio on/off
Turns the server radio on/off (requires server resource packs and sound). There are seven stations; !radio on tunes you to the one you last chose. This only works if you have the server's resource pack turned on. To view the upcoming track list or change the song that's playing, visit the radio page on this website! -
!profile
Gives you a private link to your profile on the website: vote points, play time, mail, friends and enemies, bounties, linked accounts, and the colour or prefix before your name. The link also signs you in on every server's website for 30 days. -
!radio list
Lists the radio stations and what each is playing. Tune in with !radio and a station's number or name, for example !radio 3 or !radio 8bit. !radio next moves to the next station. !stations does the same as !radio list. -
!skip
Votes to skip the song on the radio station you are tuned to. Free. The song is skipped when more than half of the station's listeners have voted. -
!like
Likes the song you are hearing on the radio. One like per player per song; likes and requests from the last seven days make the weekly chart. -
!chart
Shows this week's radio chart: the most liked and most requested songs. The top ten is printed in the newspaper. -
!radio quiet
Stops the radio's news, tips and ads appearing in your chat; you still hear them, and the song name still shows above your hotbar. !radio loud turns the lines back on. The radio's volume is the Jukebox/Note Blocks slider in your sound settings. -
!nowplaying
Shows what is playing on the radio station you are tuned to. -
!radioad
Buys a radio ad for 200 vote points: the announcer reads your text between songs on every station for 7 days, starting the day after you buy it. Up to 140 characters.
Mail & Communications
Send offline messages to players or contact server administration. To contact admins or mods privately regarding an issue, prefix your message with @admin, @mods, or @server.
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@[username] [message]
Sends a private mail message to the specified user. They will see it the next time they log in. -
!mail
Reads your unread mail. -
!mail clear
Deletes all of your read and unread mail. -
@admin [message] | @mods [message] | @server [message]
Privately alerts the server administrators and moderators. Use this to report rule-breakers, bugs, or request assistance. -
!call [server_address](Temporarily Disabled)Not working at the moment: the relay this command depends on is offline, and it is being rebuilt as a separate project. (It used to connect you to the chat of an external server.)
Server-Wide Commands
Interact with gamerules, view server specs, or learn about other players.
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!togglechat
Toggles global cross-chat from other servers (sams.tj, drmori.sams.tj, hardcore.tj, mods.tj) on or off for your client. -
!tip OR !addtip [text]
Displays a randomly-selected "tip" from a pool of player-created tips to help new players survive. Tips do not need to be helpful, and they can contain any text you'd like, with the caveat that duplicate tips are automatically removed. Links in tips are clickable, and they're visible both on hardcore.tj and sams.tj. -
!lu [username]
Looks up a player's past usernames, skins, and the servers they frequent. -
!bio set [message]
Sets your personal bio. View other players' biographies by typing !bio [username]. -
!discord
Displays the Discord server invite link. -
!rules
Displays the server rules in chat. -
!stats
Gives you two links: this server's stats page (for example skyblock.tj/stats) and your own trust profile. -
!announce [message]
Broadcasts a bold red announcement to global chat. Has a 10-second cooldown. -
!seen [username]
Shows the date of a player's last login (MM/DD/YY). -
!lastwords [username]
Displays the last message a user sent in chat before logging out. -
!dox [username]
Displays humorous, made-up information about the specified user. -
!leaderboard set [objective]
Lists the top users for server-wide competitions. Type !unleaderboard to remove.
Objectives: BellsRung, GAPsEaten, SteaksEaten, PlayerKills, TotalKills, TimeSinceDeath, DistanceMinecart, DistanceFlown, DistanceBoat, DistanceStrider, DistancePig, Deaths, DeathsByPlayer, TotemsUsed, NetherrackMined, MysteryPoints, GayPoints, CocksSucked, CumGargled, TimeUnderwater, PigsKilled, AnimalsBred, TpaTimer, HubTimer, SpawnTimer, EndTimer. -
!tps
Profiles the server for 30 seconds, then shows the load on the machine (CPU, memory, disk) and a link to the live map and stats. -
!online
Lists currently logged-in users. (CommandsBot will speak if >15 users are online).
Economy & Gambling
Earn, spend, and risk your server balance! Every player starts with a base balance. You earn money slowly over time, by voting, or by participating in server events. Use your balance to gamble, rob others, pay friends, or show off your wealth at the store.
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!store
Provides a secure, clickable link to our web store where you can use your vote points balance to purchase in-game items. DOES NOT TAKE REAL MONEY. If you link an account (Discord, server forum, Google, or Patreon), then all store purchases automatically credit to your inventory. Otherwise, you must be logged into the server to make purchases in the store! -
!bal
Checks your current Vote Points balance. -
!pay [player] [amount]
Directly transfers the specified amount of Vote Points from your account to another player's Vote Points balance. -
!slots [bet]
Spins the slot machine for a chance to multiply your bet. Uses Vote Points. -
!coinflip [heads/tails] [bet] | !flip
!coinflip bets Vote Points on a coin toss. !flip just tosses a coin, with nothing at stake. -
!roll [max_number]
Rolls a die up to the specified max number (six if you give none). Nothing is bet. -
!rob [player]
Attempts to steal money from another player. If you get caught, you pay them a fine instead! Uses Vote Points. -
!bounty place [player] [amount]
Places a bounty (in vote points) on another player's in-game life; whoever kills them collects it. A broker fee is added on top. -
!insurance
Life insurance for hardcore.tj: your cover and a link to the insurance office. !insurance quote prices every vendor for you, !insurance buy [vendor] buys full cover (add basic for the cheapest), !insurance help lists the rest: dependents, your will, the escrow vault, underwriting pools, wagers on a rival, and votes on flagged claims. Cover starts 24 hours after you buy. -
!ad [text]
Buys a 7-day text advertisement in this server's newspaper for 300 Vote Points (up to 160 characters). !ad by itself gives you a link to the ads page, where the sponsor's spot is sold too. -
!classified [message]
Publishes a classified in the next newspaper for 50 Vote Points. -
!uhc
Ultra-Hardcore matches, held each month the server reaches its vote goal. !uhc shows the next match and the open votes; !uhc join [map letter] [solo|pairs] [date number] signs you up and casts your votes, for 250 Vote Points and a gift. !uhc suggest [your idea] puts your own map on the ballot (for example: everyone spawns in the End with ender pearls). !uhc bet [player] [points] predicts the winner for a share of the pot. !uhc mini starts a short no-prize match as soon as four players ask. !uhc ladder shows the season standings and !uhc record your own. The match itself is played on its own vanilla server. -
!streak
Shows your vote streak. Voting on consecutive days adds a bonus to each day's vote (20 points more per day, up to 200), with extra points at 7, 14 and 30 days. The month's top three voters win 5000, 2500 and 1000 points. -
!refer [player]
New here? Name the player who invited you (within your first 14 days). Once you have voted 3 times you get 500 bonus points and they get 1000. -
!vote
Provides links to the server's voting pages. Voting earns you vote points which you can exchange for rewards in the server store.
Trust System
A community-driven reputation network allowing you to rate players, view their trustworthiness, and leave public notes to keep the community safe.
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!trust [player] [1-100]
Rates a player's trustworthiness on a scale from 1 (highly untrustworthy) to 100 (highly trusted). This dynamically updates their global average score. You cannot rate yourself. -
!trust get [player]
Retrieves a player's overall trust profile, displaying their current average trust score, the total number of ratings they've received, and their total kill count. -
!trust note [player] [message]
Appends a permanent, public note to a player's trust profile. Use this to warn others of griefers, keep track of bounties, or vouch for friendly community members.
Map Emojis
Type these exactly as written to receive special map emojis.
- :popethanos:
- :mj:
- :shutup:
- :dogmii:
- :caveman:
- :virgin:
- :onions:
- :didntask:
- :hulk:
- :sad:
- :oops:
- :hung:
- :schraubenzieher:
- :haters:
- :donut:
- :floydmas:
- :floydzedong:
- :minion:
- :samhyde:
- :poopballs:
- :fat:
- :dino:
Letter Maps
Temporarily disabled! Generates a map with a specified QWERTY character.
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!lettermap [character](Temporarily Disabled)Generates a map with a specified QWERTY character (e.g., !lettermap i or !lettermap %). Does not support complex foreign symbols.
Useless Commands
Self-explanatory interactions, fun effects, and joke commands.
- !shit [substance]
- !pee
- !bleed
- !cum
- !drool
- !fart
- !dance
- !dab
- !homo
- !jombo
- !frown
- !smile
- !1337
- !suckmydick
- !pusheen
- !howmanysnowmen
- !wsid
- !8ball [question]
- !choose [op1] or [op2]
- !brainwave / !brianwave
- !killarandomplayer
- !hitlersay [msg]
- !unclesay [msg]
- !serversay [msg]
- !obamasay [msg]
- !enslave [user]
- !poke [user]
- !block [user]
- !mute [user]
- !jg [user]
- !stab [user]
- !op [user]
- !beat [user]
- !punch [user]
- !push [user]
- !yahooanswers [query]
- !google [query]
- !wiki
- !pwiki
- !catfact
- !onthisday | !history
- !cute
- !trivia
- !pokedex
- !news
- !excuse
More Useless Commands
More complex useless commands.
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!russianroulette
WARNING: CAN KILL YOUR CHARACTER. Tests your luck with a 1-in-6 chance of instant death. -
!defuse
WARNING: CAN KILL YOUR CHARACTER. Attempts to defuse a bomb. Failure results in a lethal explosion. -
!joke [topic]
Tells a joke based on the provided topic. -
!poem [topic]
Generates a poem about the provided topic. -
!define [word]
Provides the dictionary definition of a word. -
!cocktail [drink] | !drink [drink]
Provides a cocktail recipe based on the requested drink. -
!pirate [text] | !yoda [text] | !shakespeare [text]
Rewrites the given text in the voice of a pirate, Yoda or Shakespeare. -
!weather [location]
Shows the current weather for the specified location. -
!tarot [query] | !fortune [query]
Draws a tarot card or reads your fortune based on the query. -
!advice [topic]
Gives advice based on the provided topic. -
!compliment [player]
Sends a generated compliment to the specified player. -
!marry [player]
Proposes to or marries the specified player. -
!rival [player]
Declares the specified player as your rival. -
!quote [player] | !quote add [player] [message]
Shows a random saved quote from the specified player. Save one with !quote add. -
!dndstats [name/class]
Generates random D&D character stats based on the provided name or class. -
!fidgetspinner
Causes your character to spin rapidly in a circle. Type !unfidgetspinner to stop. -
!gay
Triggers a very homosexual event. To remove the effects, type !conversiontherapy or !ungay. -
!imwhite
Gives you organic chicken breast, free-trade coffee beans, an 800 credit score, plays Steely Dan, and grants the [WHITE PERSON] prefix. Type !imblack or !color white to remove. -
!hat [block/item name]
Equips the specified item or block on your head (works with helmets). Type !rhat or !unhat to remove. -
!pushable [block](Temporarily Disabled)Summons a physics-enabled block you can push. Stand on it and type !unpushable to remove. -
!color [color]
Changes your username color to a default Minecraft color (e.g., !color dark_aqua). -
!armorstand [name] [color]
Summons an armor stand with arms, customized with the specified name and color. 10-minute cooldown. -
!greeting set [message]
Sets a custom greeting that CommandsBot will broadcast every time you log in. -
!bosnia(Temporarily Disabled)Adds you to the "BOSNIA FOREVER" team, equips a functional AK74 (with ammo), and plays Bosnian war songs (requires resource pack). -
!midget | !givebirth | !child
Summons a miniature armor stand equipped with arms at your exact location.
Prefix Commands
Adds a prefix before your name in chat. Type !unprefix to remove.
- !hindu
- !muslim
- !jewish
- !protestant
- !orthodox
- !catholic
- !goblin
- !police
- !koolaid
- !random
- !newfriend
- !applethief
- !babushka
- !epstein
- !wigger
- !belarus OR !Беларусь
- !osterreicher
- !dansker
- !nordmenns
- !deutsche
- !sakartvelo
- !italiani
- !magyarok
- !suomi
- !svenskar
- !bikergang
- !banned
- !bone
- !blazerod
- !stick
- !boomer
- !chungus
- !hellokitty
- !colonel
- !doctor
- !gamer
- !chinese
- !mexican
- !general
- !hacked
- !king
- !lieutenant
- !mr
- !mrs
- !ms
- !papereater
- !pregnant
- !president
- !prince
- !princess
- !queen
- !realisticelephant
- !senator
- !sergeant
- !singlemom
- !sir