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Today's Events

SomalianDoctor's House Gets a Helping Hand: SomalianDoctor was seen rallying his fellow players to lend a hand with his new abode. DrsAndEngineers, RunATrainOnMe, and _catchapuri were all on hand to help build the foundation of the house.

Euboea's Quest for Stairs Continues: Euboea continued their search for more stairs, but their efforts were met with the same old problem: a lack of stairs. Luckily, they had some willing helpers from RunATrainOnMe and DrsAndEngineers to aid in the build.

Night Falls on the Hub: As night began to fall, the group gathered at the hub to make sure everyone was safe and sound. SomalianDoctor reminded everyone to stick together and keep a watchful eye on each other.

The Daily Chatter: In a typical day of Minecrafting, players took a moment to chat and socialize. From !mails to !afks, and from discussing stairs to sharing cat facts, the players kept each other entertained.

No Deaths Today: A quiet day on the server, with no players meeting an untimely demise. It seems that the players were all too busy building and chatting to worry about mobs.

Local Intel

No local news recorded.

Active Connections

No active connections detected in logs.

Activity Forecast

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Obituaries & Actuarial Tables

The last 24 hours

• _catchapuri was slain by Drowned
• _catchapuri was slain by Drowned
• _catchapuri was slain by Drowned
• euboea was slain by Zombie
• _catchapuri was slain by Zombie
• samuelswauger drowned

What killed people this week (8 deaths)

• Mobs: 6 (75%)
• Lava, Fire & the Nether: 1 (13%)
• Everything else: 1 (13%)

Most dangerous this week: Mobs. Most frequent customer of the afterlife: _catchapuri (4 deaths).

Radio Chart

The week's most liked and requested songs on the server radio. Like a song with !like while it plays, or on the radio page.

Daily Crossword

Complete the puzzle to earn a cosmetic reward in-game!