Sam's Minecraft Server

Commands

Teleport Commands

!tpa username Currently disabled.

Teleports you to the player you specify. They must click the message that appears to them in chat, or type !accept your-username to accept your request.

~~!spawn~~ Currently disabled.

Brings you to the world spawn point, at (0,0) in the Overworld. Has a cooldown of 1 minute between each use.

Player-specific Commands

These commands allow the players to view information about themselves or to escape from bed traps.

!unbedtrap OR !escape
The !unbedtrap command is useful for escaping a bed trap. It moves your spawnpoint to (0, 0).
!clearmyinventory
This will clear your inventory. After you execute this command, you cannot get your items back.
!minecartafk OR !afk
Grays out your name in chat and in the tab list and gives you the [AFK] prefix. !minecartafk will delete oncoming Minecarts between 20 and 25 blocks away. Useful if going AFK while in a minecart. Try typing !afkpussy, !afksleeping, or !afkshitting. To remove, type !unafk or !unminecartafk.
!suicide method
- anvil (yes we know you may use this to farm anvils; no it won't be patched);
- instant;
- wither;
- tnt (can also be executed by typing !allahuakbar);
- shooting;
- void;
- more suicide methods to come..
!radio on OR !radio off
This command turns the server radio on/off for you. Make sure you have server resource packs enabled and that your sound is on, or else this won't work. It may take up to 6 minutes for music to start playing. To skip a song, type !skip. The radio mostly plays 8-bit versions of 80s music (with some Kazakh nationalist music and JustinRPG & Chris Chan songs.). _saltshaker narrates news stories interspersed between the songs, covering recent server events and detailing where you can find various custom NPCs located throughout the map.

Server-wide Commands

These commands allow the player to interact with gamerules, examine the server specs (like the current TPS), or to learn about other players.

!advancements on/off
Use this command to toggle whether advancements appear in chat. Can be useful for clearing up achievement spam. !advancements on will turn gamerule announceAdvancements on, !advancements off will turn it off. To query the announceAdvancements gamerule, type !advancements.
!deathmessages on/off
Use this command to toggle whether death messages appear in chat. This can be useful to clear up death spam, like if someone is being spawn killed.!deathmessages on will turn gamerule showDeathMessages on, !deathmessages off will turn it off. To query the showDeathMessages gamerule, type !deathmessages.
!lu username
Look up a player's past usernames, skins, and the servers they frequent.
!bio set message
Use this command to set your bio. You can view other players' biographies by typing !bio username.
!discord
Displays the Discord server invite.
!rules
Displays the rules.
!vote
Links to the server's vote pages.
!clearlag
Removes all items, ender crystals, tnt, and experience orbs within a 32 block radius of the player.
!stats
This command displays some basic statistics about you. To get a more complete list, type !fullstats
!announce message
Displays a message in bold red text as an announcement to the server chat. Has a 10 second cooldown.
!mount
Allows you to ride on the head of any player or entity. You will automatically mount the player/entity you're closest to.
!seen username
Shows you the date of a players' last login (mm/dd/yy).
!lastwords username
Displays the last sentence someone posted to chat before logging out.
!dox username
Displays some made-up information about the specified user.

!leaderboard set scoreboard objective
- BellsRung;
- GAPsEaten;
- SteaksEaten;
- PlayerKills;
- TotalKills;
- TimeSinceDeath;
- DistanceMinecart;
- DistanceFlown;
- DistanceBoat
- DistanceStrider
- DistancePig
- Deaths
- DeathsByPlayer
- TotemsUsed
- NetherrackMined
- MysteryPoints
- GayPoints
- CocksSucked
- CumGargled
- TimeUnderwater
- PigsKilled
- AnimalsBred
- TpaTimer
- HubTimer
- SpawnTimer
- EndTimer
- more objectives to come..
!tps
Will give the current TPS (rate of ticks per second). This is a good indicator of server lag. The lower the number, the laggier it will be. To get a more accurate picture of the TPS, type !tps average instead. This averages the TPS over the course of 5-6 seconds.
!online
Lists all users currently logged in. If there are more than 15 users online, _saltshaker will begin to speak.

Map Commands

The following commands, when typed in chat exactly as they are below, will give you special map "emojis."

:popethanos:

:mj:

:shutup:

:dogmii:

:caveman:

:virgin:

:onions:

:speedlimit:

:wallace:

:monkey:

:calculating:

:squidward:

:ted:

!lettermap letter or special character
This command will give you a map with the specified character on it. It works for most characters on a QWERTY keyboard, but not, for instance, foreign currency symbols, Greek letters, or the section sign. Example: !lettermap i, or if you wanted a special character, !lettermap %.

Useless Commands
We'll start with a list of self-explanatory, useless commands, then work up to more complicated ones.

!shit substance

!pee substance

!bleed

!drool

!fart

!dance

!dab

!homo

!gamergirlbathwater

!garlicwater

!jombo

!frown

!smile

!1337

!suckmydick

!educateme

!russianroulette

!howmanysnowmen

!gnome

!wsid OR !whatshouldido

!fortune

!brainwave OR !brianwave

!hitlersay message

!unclesay message

!serversay message

!obamasay message

!marry username

!poke username

!block username

!mute username

!jg username

!stab username

!op username

!beat username

!punch username

!beat username

!push username

!8ball question

!choose option1 or option2

!yahooanswers search query

!google search query

!rgreentext search query

!rpolitics search query

!rpolyamory search query

!fidgetspinner
Causes you to spin around in a circle. Type !unfidgetspinner to turn this effect off.

!spooky
Causes something very mysterious to happen. To remove, type !unspooky

!hat block name or item name
Puts the specified item or block on your head. It even works with helmets. Type !rhat or !unhat to remove the block from your head.

!pushable block name
Summons a block of the specified type that you can push around. To remove the block, stand on top of it and type !unpushable.

!color color
Sets your username to the specified color. Available colors consist only of those in Minecraft by default, i.e. !color dark_aqua.

!armorstand name color
Summons an armor stand with the specified name and name color. These armor stands have arms. There's a 10 minute cooldown on this command.

!greeting set message
Sets a custom greeting message. The message can be whatever you want. _saltshaker will display whatever greeting message you've set whenever you login. Example: !greeting set welcome back to Swim!

!motd set message
Changes the server's MOTD, as viewed from the Minecraft client's multiplayer menu. The message can be whatever you want, as long as it's under 100 characters. _saltshaker will automatically revert the MOTD every 2 hours. Example: !motd set the admins are giving out 32ks to whoever DMs them fart porn on Discord!

!bosnia
Adds you to the "BOSNIA FOREVER" team. Also equips you with a fully-functional AK74 and 20 rounds of ammunition. If you have server resource packs enabled, you will hear Bosnian war songs soon after executing the command. Please note that without server resource packs, the gun will just be rendered as a carrot on a stick.

Prefix Commands
All of these commands add a prefix before your name. To remove any prefix, just type !unprefix.

!hindu

!muslim

!jewish

!protestant

!catholic

!goblin

!police

!random

!newfriend

!applethief

!babushka

!osterreicher

!dansker

!nordmenns

!deutsche

!italiani

!magyarok

!suomi

!svenskar

!bikergang

!banned

!bone

!blazerod

!stick

!boomer

!chungus

!colonel

!doctor

!gamer

!general

!hacked

!king

!lieutenant

!mr

!mrs

!ms

!papereater

!pregnant

!president

!prince

!princess

!queen

!realisticelephant

!senator

!sergeant

!singlemom

!sir

These commands allow the players to view information about themselves or to escape from bed traps.

These commands allow the player to interact with gamerules, examine the server specs (like the current TPS), or to learn about other players.

The following commands, when typed in chat exactly as they are below, will give you special map "emojis."

We'll start with a list of self-explanatory, useless commands, then work up to more complicated ones.

All of these commands add a prefix before your name. To remove any prefix, just type !unprefix.

**All of these commands add a prefix before your name. To remove any prefix, just type !unprefix.**