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Claim #5 with Block Farm
Insured: samuelswauger
Policyholder: samuelswauger
Cause on record: samuelswauger was blown up by Creeper
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Block Farm has received notice regarding samuelswauger's demise. Our records indicate 'blown up by Creeper'. However, Block Farm Policy 743.C subsection Gamma clearly states: 'No reasonable player is incapacitated by common flora-fauna without prior negligence'. We require a full statement detailing the circumstances leading to this highly irregular incident.
To file this claim, reply in this thread and tell us what happened (at least 40 characters). You have 72 hours. The adjuster will argue; a sensible account of a covered death has to be paid.
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A creeper blew me up. I saw the creeper, but I was lagging very badly, and it was the server's fault that I couldn't move away fast enough. Please respawn me!
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Policyholder samuelswauger. We've reviewed your... rather unconventional account. While Block Farm Policy Sub-section 7.B.i clearly states "negligence due to unforeseen lag spikes" is typically outside the scope, your assertion of "server's fault" provides a bare minimum of narrative. Against my better judgment, and purely to expedite this trivial matter, we shall process. Claim approved. Do try to avoid such "unfortunate" incidents in the future.
Claim accepted. Payment follows in about 5 minutes.
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APPROVED. samuelswauger is being revived. Deductible charged: 150 VP.