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      Newspaper

      Issue Date: 2026-03-29

      Server Happenings: A Week of Homesteading

      This week saw active administrative work from player Jrfishback, who was observed frequently using home management commands. Logs indicate multiple instances of "!delhome 1" followed by "!sethome 1", suggesting a dedicated effort to refine their personal domicile. MarkusKirs also logged in, appearing to make use of their own established home points.

      Obituaries

      We are delighted to report a week free from tragic incidents. No players were observed meeting an untimely end, proving once again that careful adventuring and smart resource management lead to a peaceful existence on the server. May this tranquility continue!

      Forecast: Sunny Skies and Clear Caves

      Expect mostly clear skies across the overworld with sporadic rain showers near coastal regions. Temperatures will remain pleasant. Miners delving deep should anticipate usual cave ambiance, with a low chance of unexpected lava flows. Stay safe, explorers!

      Horoscopes

      Aries: Adventure calls! Seek out new biomes and uncharted territories this week. Bold moves will be rewarded.
      Taurus: Focus on building your fortress and securing your resources. Stability is key to your success.
      Gemini: Communication is vital. Trade wisely and connect with fellow players for mutual benefits.
      Cancer: Your nesting instincts are strong. Take time to redecorate or expand your home base.
      Leo: Show off your latest creation or rare find. Be bold and let your accomplishments shine.
      Virgo: Organize your chests and inventory. Efficiency in management brings peace of mind.
      Libra: Seek balance in all your endeavors. Sharing resources with friends will bring harmony.
      Scorpio: Uncover hidden secrets. Explore uncharted caves or forgotten structures for valuable discoveries.
      Sagittarius: Embark on a grand journey! Don't fear the unknown; new experiences await.
      Capricorn: Grind for those rare materials you've been eyeing. Patience and perseverance will pay off.
      Aquarius: Innovate! Design a new redstone contraption or a unique automated farm.
      Pisces: Dream big. Your underwater base or ethereal sky-island project awaits your creative touch.

      Classifieds

      Job Listings

      Slimeball Auditor: Seeking meticulous individual to count and categorize slimeballs. Must have a keen eye for detail and strong aversion to sticky situations. Experience with accounting software (paper and pen accepted) a plus.

      Cobblestone Polisher: Entry-level position. Perfect for those who love repetitive tasks and shiny rocks. Buffing experience preferred, but not required. Tools provided, elbow grease mandatory.

      Nether Wart Whisperer: Experienced botanist needed to soothe and encourage nether wart growth. Telepathy with fungi and an unshakeable resolve against ghast attacks are essential.

      Matchmaker Inquiries

      Lonely Miner Seeks Companion: Hardworking miner, expert in deep delving and resource extraction, seeks a fellow adventurer for shared resource gathering, collaborative building projects, and occasional monster slaying. Must enjoy quiet evenings by the furnace.

      Redstone Engineer Desires Spark: Complex redstone enthusiast looking for a like-minded individual to collaborate on intricate designs, troubleshoot circuits, and discuss the philosophical implications of automation. Must possess patience and a passion for pistons.

      Farmer Seeking Fellow Green Thumb: Dedicated farmer with vast pumpkin patches and thriving animal pens seeks partner for cultivating crops, animal husbandry, and sharing bountiful harvests. Love for nature and sustainable living a must. Apply with your favorite crop.

      Server Activity Forecast

      Hover to view specific metrics based on yesterday's logs.

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      Advancements
      12 AM6 AM12 PM6 PM11 PM

      Daily Crossword

      Complete the puzzle to earn a cosmetic reward in-game!

      (Hints)
      1A. Exploding green mob
      3A. The final dimension
      5A. Place it to stop mob spawns
      1D. Used for storage
      5D. Drops from oak leaves