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      Newspaper

      Issue Date: 2026-04-07

      The Block Bulletin

      Date: 2026-04-07 | Map Size: 177G

      Events

      CommandsBot Banned by Microsoft!

      Server-favorite CommandsBot has been banned by Microsoft, leaving many players unable to use convenient commands. Samuelswauger confirmed the ban, stating "commandsbot got banned guys" and that he has submitted an appeal, hoping for its swift return after eight years of service. Players are advised to use "/trigger home <number>" to access their homes temporarily.

      Server Downtime & OVH Maintenance

      Players experienced recent server downtime, which samuelswauger attributed to OVH performing maintenance on the server rack. He apologized for the oversight in not notifying the community sooner. Normal service has since resumed.

      New Land Discovered & God Gear Found!

      MarkusKirs reported finding new land, described as "old generation," sparking curiosity about unexplored territories. In other thrilling news, Jrfishback and Netsiirk have claimed to find "god gear" and "op enchanted stuff" after another player's demise, raising questions about potential item exploits or rare drops.

      Unexpected Surge in Player Activity

      Following the CommandsBot ban, the server saw a surprising increase in player logins. "CommandsBot gets banned and everyone joins," samuelswauger quipped, with 0MadameCherry0 noting, "Surprisingly active right now."

      Obituaries

      No recent reports of player demise on record. All blocks and spirits appear to be firmly in place.

      Weather Report

      Expect clear skies over central spawn regions, with a chance of localized phantom attacks at night. Venture further out for scattered thunderstorms and potential for rare biome-specific weather phenomena. Always carry a lightning rod and a bed!

      Horoscopes

      Aries (March 21 - April 19): A bold mining expedition will yield unexpected riches. Don't shy away from deep caverns today.

      Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Focus on building and fortifying your base. Stability and aesthetics are key to your peace of mind.

      Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Your communication skills are sharp. Engage in lively chat and perhaps find new trading partners.

      Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Protect your emotional boundaries and your home. Consider adding an extra layer of obsidian to your defenses.

      Leo (July 23 - Aug 22): Take the lead in a group project or exploration. Your natural charisma will inspire others.

      Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22): Organize your inventory and chests. A tidy space leads to a tidy mind and efficient crafting.

      Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22): Seek balance in your trades and interactions. Fair deals will bring long-term prosperity.

      Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21): Secrets and hidden treasures await. Explore abandoned mineshafts or deep sea ruins.

      Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21): An adventurous spirit calls. Plan a journey to a distant, unexplored biome.

      Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19): Hard work pays off. Dedicate time to mastering a complex redstone contraption or a new farm design.

      Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18): Innovative ideas strike! Experiment with new building techniques or crafting recipes.

      Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20): Dive deep into the waters. Underwater exploration might reveal forgotten temples or rare aquatic life.

      Classifieds

      Job Listings

      • Expert Mushroom Farmer: Seeking a dedicated botanist to cultivate and research rare mushroom types. Must have extensive knowledge of mycelium and fungal growth patterns. Experience with 'mega-fungi' a plus. Competitive emeralds offered.
      • Creeper Wrangler: Wanted: Brave and agile individual to safely 'herd' and manage creepers for experimental TNT detonations. Must be immune to blast damage and possess exceptional evasion skills. Hazmat suit provided.
      • Dimensional Portal Architect: Experienced arcanist needed to design, construct, and maintain stable portals to the Nether and the End. Proficiency in obsidian placement, eye of ender mechanics, and warding off interdimensional threats is mandatory.

      Matchmaker Inquiries

      Lonely Villager Seeks Charming Adventurer: Tradesman (32, M, Green Robe) seeks an intrepid explorer for long walks through the forest, mutual protection from zombies, and profitable emerald exchanges. Must enjoy the simple life and have a steady supply of wheat. Inquire at local trading posts.

      Server Activity Forecast

      Hover to view specific metrics based on yesterday's logs.

      Chats
      Joins
      Leaves
      Deaths
      Advancements
      12 AM6 AM12 PM6 PM11 PM

      Daily Crossword

      Complete the puzzle to earn a cosmetic reward in-game!

      (Hints)
      1A. Exploding green mob
      3A. The final dimension
      5A. Place it to stop mob spawns
      1D. Used for storage
      5D. Drops from oak leaves