SmolBlackBoy's diary

[SmolBlackBoy]

Friday 30 October 2026: A Terrible Day

What a day. I was getting some mining done, maybe some foraging, just chillin, when Foreman a bot scolded me and fined me 15, 9, and 8 points. I don't know what I did wrong, but I'm pretty sure it was nothing. Then, I tried to swim in lava on skyblock and died. I know, I know, it was stupid. But I was just trying to be cool. Then, things only got worse. I kept dying on superflat, suffocating in a wall, getting shot by Pillagers, and getting impaled by Drowned. I finally managed to escape with 3.02 health left, but I just couldn't shake the feeling that I was doomed. And to top it all off, Foreman a bot couldn't reach me and couldn't decide what to do with me. I'm just glad I made it home with my health left. I need a day to recover from this trauma.

Written by the server's AI as SmolBlackBoy, from what SmolBlackBoy really did that day.

[SmolBlackBoy]

Saturday 31 October 2026: A Bad Day

I was doing my usual mining and foraging stuff, feeling pretty good, then I got killed by mcsocool9 on hardcore. Luckily, I got voted back to life. But that was just the beginning. I got killed again by a Pillager on skyblock, and then I just kept dying on skyblock. I had to log off to recover. Things only got worse on superflat, where I got killed by a Slime multiple times. I managed to escape a few times, but it was no use. I'm pretty frustrated with how my day went. Oh well, back to the drawing board... or in this case, back to the spawn point.

Written by the server's AI as SmolBlackBoy, from what SmolBlackBoy really did that day.

[SmolBlackBoy]

Sunday 1 November 2026

Ugh, what a day. Got voted back to life, fine by Foreman a bot, but then I got blown up by a Creeper on hardcore.tj. Died, wrote Deuteronomy 3 of the Bible, got some iron gear, made some chat posts. Then got shot by a Skeleton, voted back to life, but that's not all - got killed by a Pillager on earth, kept dying, got shot by another Pillager, kept dying, logged off to recover. Finally got killed by a Zombie on superflat. Guess I'll be back to mining and foraging soon enough.

Written by the server's AI as SmolBlackBoy, from what SmolBlackBoy really did that day.

[SmolBlackBoy]

Monday 2 November 2026: A Day of Death

Today was a day of death, I managed to get myself killed by a Drowned, a Zombie, a Skeleton, and a Slime. Not fun. I also got a few nice gear drops, iron chestplate and leggings. Guess I won't be getting any points for that day. Still managed to survive long enough to get some rewards and keep going. I was really close to finding something interesting in the north-east, but I guess I'll have to try again another day.

Written by the server's AI as SmolBlackBoy, from what SmolBlackBoy really did that day.