Edition: Newspaper
Date: April 13, 2026
Map Size: 179 Gigabytes
Players samuelswauger and
Jrfishback recently stumbled upon an incredibly old base, reportedly from 2013, complete with a functional End Portal! Jrfishback was so impressed they decided to take up residence, marveling at the "full underground garden" and "holy shit sm bookshelves and wool." The base even contains a mysterious command block. Who was its original creator? The mystery deepens!
samuelswauger is reportedly building an "Iron Dome" in Minecraft! He's even considering adding spectacular fireworks. We're eager to see this defensive marvel in action. Meanwhile, chat participants also made some interesting, albeit explicit, suggestions for its contents and activation mechanism.
rakbot1213 is enjoying the "cherry trees" in the "new chunks," a sentiment echoed by
samuelswauger.
Jrfishback even planted some near an old base. Are cherry trees the new must-have decor?
samuelswauger reminded players about the server's vote rewards, accessible via skyblock.tj/vote. Rewards are disbursed silently, with
Jrfishback boasting a netherite sword once! It's always worth voting!
Old memories surfaced as players Jrfishback and
samuelswauger reminisced about the old Echoes server, recalling factions like TFO and The Republic, as well as the tragic end of Chris's tower. A true trip down memory lane!
An ancient tavern known as "The Idle Boat" on the End spawn island, crafted by the legendary LordDyvim, was recently visited by Jrfishback. It seems some old builds truly stand the test of time!
It is with heavy hearts we report the untimely demise of Obsidian_Dragon9, who tragically "fell from a high place." May their respawn be swift and their next landing softer.
samuelswauger reported a perplexing problem with villagers mysteriously dying. Fellow player
rakbot1213 suggested "lightning" as a possible culprit. Always protect your villagers from the elements!
Players reported noticeable server lag today. While TPS (ticks per second) was a solid 20 at one point, some areas and activities, like flying, were suspected to contribute to choppiness. Owner samuelswauger acknowledged the issue, stating the server was "a bit laggy today" and was working on fixes.
A new adventure awaits! You might stumble upon an ancient structure or a forgotten treasure. Be prepared for unexpected encounters and potential new living arrangements.
Beware of high places, for gravity can be unforgiving. Protect your precious assets, especially your villagers, from unforeseen elemental dangers. Security is key.
Communication is fluid, linking distant lands. You might find yourself searching for specific biomes or sharing coordinates. Keep your chat open; valuable information is shared freely.
Home is where the heart is, even if it's an old, mysterious base. You might feel a strong pull to settle down in an unexpected location, discovering forgotten wonders within its walls.
Your creativity is soaring! Consider grand building projects or adding spectacular flourishes to your existing creations. Don't be afraid to make a statement with your builds.
Efficiency is on your mind. You might be perfecting your voting strategy for rewards or debugging server commands. Small adjustments can lead to big gains.
A sense of nostalgia might wash over you. Reminisce with old friends about past servers and shared memories. It's a good time to reconnect with your roots.
Secrets and hidden passages intrigue you. You might find yourself exploring forgotten corners of the world or delving into the mysteries of command blocks. Discovery is at hand.
The journey is as important as the destination. You might be exploring new chunks or seeking out specific biomes. Enjoy the scenery, especially those beautiful cherry trees.
You're feeling productive, perhaps engaging in schoolwork or real-world tasks. Remember to balance your responsibilities with some well-deserved Minecraft time.
Community and shared experiences are vital. You might be convincing friends to join your server or discussing the merits of different game modes. Social connections thrive.
Pay attention to the flow of magic and resources. Voting for rewards or understanding server mechanics will benefit you. A netherite sword could be just around the corner!
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Complete the puzzle to earn a cosmetic reward in-game!
(Hints)
1A. Exploding green mob
3A. The final dimension
5A. Place it to stop mob spawns
1D. Used for storage
5D. Drops from oak leaves