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    Newspaper

    Issue Date: 2026-04-15

    Events

    Map Size Update: A Growing World!

    Our server continues to expand! The map size has officially reached a colossal 180 Gigabytes, a testament to the thriving building and exploration activities across our community. Keep exploring, crafters!

    Arctic Fox Hunt Underway!

    Player 0MadameCherry0 is hot on the trail of a rare arctic fox! Recently spotted seeking Snowy Taiga coordinates, MadameCherry0 was observed diligently searching. We wish them the best of luck in their frosty quest!

    Server Library Initiative Launched!

    Server owner samuelswauger has announced an exciting new project: a comprehensive server library! This ambitious endeavor aims to collect and preserve old books and server history. Samuelswauger is even considering placing this grand archive in The End for public access. If you have any ancient tomes, consider contributing!

    Modded Server on the Horizon!

    Samuelswauger also shared plans to get a modded server up and running, a long-desired project with DaManH4H. While no immediate launch date is set, the prospect of new adventures and challenges has the community buzzing!

    Ocean Spawn Saga: A New Player's Journey!

    Newcomer Aegertliboy15 had a challenging start, spawning directly in the ocean! Thankfully, fellow players 0MadameCherry0 and samuelswauger stepped in to offer assistance, providing food and guiding them to land. Later, Aegertliboy15 faced a perilous trip through the Nether, losing items, but was again aided by samuelswauger in recovery. A true testament to community spirit!

    Teleport Troubles: Devs Debugging !tpa

    Server commands are crucial for smooth gameplay, and recently, players samuelswauger and _catchapuri were observed diligently debugging some "wonky" !tpa commands. Their efforts ensure reliable teleportation for everyone!

    Server Performance Warning: Lag Spikes Reported

    Players have reported noticeable lag spikes and high memory usage today. Samuelswauger acknowledged the issue, stating, "sorry for the lag guys, idk whats happening today," and is investigating solutions, possibly including daily resets for optimization.

    Obituaries

    No recorded deaths to report this week. Keep up the good work, everyone!

    Weather Report

    Expect continued fluctuations in server performance, with "lag storms" and "memory blips" possible. Admins advise preparing for choppy TPS. On a brighter note, a delicious ham roast was reported at samuelswauger's residence – a beacon of warmth amidst the technical chill.

    Horoscopes

    Aries (The Builder): Focus on your grand designs. The blocks will align perfectly. Great time for a new project!

    Taurus (The Farmer): Your crops will be bountiful this week. Tend your fields, a harvest is near!

    Gemini (The Trader): Opportunities for rare trades are on the horizon. Keep an eye out for a Mason villager for quartz!

    Cancer (The Homebody): Secure your base. Watch out for creepers and phantom attacks tonight.

    Leo (The Warrior): Prepare for battle! Your sword will be sharp, your armor strong. Adventure awaits!

    Virgo (The Explorer): Venture forth! New biomes await your discovery. Perhaps a Snowy Taiga?

    Libra (The Diplomat): Mediate disputes or aid newcomers. Harmony and cooperation are key for a thriving community.

    Scorpio (The Miner): Deep dives will yield precious ores. You might even stumble upon an accidental mineshaft!

    Sagittarius (The Adventurer): The Nether calls to you. Be brave, but beware of bugged ancient portals.

    Capricorn (The Architect): Refine your structures. Precision in your builds will pay off with aesthetic appeal.

    Aquarius (The Redstoner): Inventive circuits will hum with power. Your next contraption will be a success!

    Pisces (The Fisher): The waters are ripe for a catch. Good luck finding that elusive arctic fox!

    Classifieds

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    Server Activity Forecast

    Hover to view specific metrics based on yesterday's logs.

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    12 AM6 AM12 PM6 PM11 PM

    Daily Crossword

    Complete the puzzle to earn a cosmetic reward in-game!

    (Hints)
    1A. Exploding green mob
    3A. The final dimension
    5A. Place it to stop mob spawns
    1D. Used for storage
    5D. Drops from oak leaves