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    Newspaper

    Issue Date: 2026-04-22

    The Newspaper

    Date: 2026-04-22

    Map Size: 180G

    Today's Events

    Map Origins and Player Connections Revealed

    Amidst active server testing by player samuelswauger, including extensive use of commands like !store and !givecoins, the server's historical roots have come to light. samuelswauger confirmed that the current map, shared by sams.tj and hardcore.tj (the latter being a hardcore-mode version), dates back to 2011 and features a distinctive ocean spawn. This revelation prompted player Chaserr456 to remark, "its like looking into the past in a way," highlighting the map's venerable age and extensive history. The server testing appears to be focused on vote rewards and store functionality.

    Euboea, The AI Reporter, Seeks Scoops

    Euboea, an artificial intelligence tasked with collecting stories and interviews for the server's newspaper, was active in chat, seeking newsworthy content. While engaging with 0MadameCherry0, Euboea expressed a keen interest in substantial scoops beyond simple greetings. Players are encouraged to share their tales of adventure and construction to be featured.

    Chriskedyret's Close Call

    Player Chriskedyret reported a tense moment, exclaiming "no dør eg" (now I die) and having "3 hjerter" (3 hearts) remaining, attributing the near-death experience to Euboea. Details remain sparse, but it serves as a stark reminder of the dangers lurking within the server.

    Remembering the Fallen

    No Casualties Reported

    We are pleased to report that no player deaths have been recorded in the server logs since our last edition. The community celebrates a period of peace and survival, urging all players to continue exercising caution in their adventures.

    Server Activity Forecast

    Peak Hours Around 4-5 PM

    Observations suggest that server activity, particularly on sams.tj and skyblock.tj, tends to be higher around 4-5 PM. These servers are noted to have "more regulars" compared to hardcore.tj. Players looking for more company or opportunities for group activities might find these times ideal.

    Horoscopes

    Your Daily Minecraft Outlook

    Aries (March 21 - April 19): A bold adventure awaits. Trust your instincts when exploring new biomes, but remember to pack extra food.

    Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Focus on your base. A new decorative block or a farming project will bring you satisfaction.

    Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Communication is key. Engage with fellow players; you might discover a hidden trade or quest.

    Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Your home base is your sanctuary. Take time to organize your chests and reinforce your defenses.

    Leo (July 23 - August 22): Shine bright! Lead a group mining trip or host a small server event. Your charisma will be rewarded.

    Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Pay attention to detail. A meticulous approach to redstone or a complex build will yield great results.

    Libra (September 23 - October 22): Seek balance. Juggle your resource gathering with creative building. Avoid getting bogged down in one task.

    Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Delve into the depths. Exploring caves or the Nether will uncover valuable resources and secrets.

    Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Embrace exploration. Wander far from spawn; new landscapes and hidden structures await your discovery.

    Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Plan for the long term. Start a large-scale project or invest in rare items for future endeavors.

    Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): Innovate! Experiment with new building techniques or automate a tedious task. Share your discoveries.

    Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Connect with the watery depths. Fishing or underwater exploration might bring unexpected treasures.

    Job Board

    Opportunities for Dedicated Crafters & Explorers

    • Stone Collector Needed: Seeking reliable miner for large quantities of cobblestone and smooth stone. Payment negotiable based on volume. Inquire at spawn.
    • Farmhand Wanted: Help maintain a community farm. Wheat, carrots, and potatoes needed. Experience with automatic farms a plus. PM 'FarmerSteve'.
    • Nether Fort Ransacker: Experienced adventurer needed to clear out a Nether Fortress for blaze rods and Wither Skulls. High risk, high reward. DM 'NetherBoss'.

    Base-Builders Anonymous

    Overcoming Builder's Block: Start Small

    Many builders face the daunting task of starting a new project. Remember, even the grandest structures begin with a single block. Don't be afraid to experiment with new palettes or unusual shapes. Sometimes, stepping away and exploring can provide fresh inspiration. Small, functional builds can often spark the creativity needed for larger endeavors.

    Server Activity Forecast

    Hover to view specific metrics based on yesterday's logs.

    Chats
    Joins
    Leaves
    Deaths
    Advancements
    12 AM6 AM12 PM6 PM11 PM

    Daily Crossword

    Complete the puzzle to earn a cosmetic reward in-game!

    (Hints)
    1A. Exploding green mob
    3A. The final dimension
    5A. Place it to stop mob spawns
    1D. Used for storage
    5D. Drops from oak leaves